dailyseinfeld:

Jerry: Ok Mr. Mandelbaum, what you want me to do?
Izzy: Drop your purse, and pick up that medicine ball.
Jerry: Is this a gym, or some kind of fitness museum?
Izzy: Not funny, over your head with it. Are you ready?
Jerry: For what?
Izzy: All aboard in the pain train!
[Izzy starts hitting Jerry’s stomach with weak taps.]
Jerry: How many session did my parents paid for?
Izzy: Not enough to make a man of you, daffodil.

(via The Blood)

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

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